IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
CRIMINAL ACTION
The Crown
Prosecution
v.
lukeyyyMC_
Defendant
I. CRIMINAL COMPLAINT
On November 2nd, 2025, during an official court proceeding, the Defendant made threats against Magistrate gribble19, warning he was a "powerful man...
Your Honor,
The Crown wishes to call the following witnesses to testify:
1. Tailon77
2. PricelessAgrari
3. 12700k
4. Ibney0
Respectfully Submitted,
Soggeh T. Oast
Minister of Justice
Kingdom of Alexandria
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
CLOSING STATEMENT
JURISDICTION
The Constitution vests the Chancery with the authority to interpret law, not to adjudicate on internal parliamentary procedures. Standing Orders are not laws because their force does not come from Parliament’s...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
OPENING STATEMENT
Your Honor,
This matter involves exploitation, willful deceit, and intentional disregard for the law. On July 8th, the Criminal Code and Procedures Act received royal assent, prohibiting Stratton's predatory business model...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY FOR CONTINUANCE
Your Honor,
The Crown respectfully requests an additional 24-hour continuance.
This request is necessary given the length and complexity of the case, the volume of evidence, and pressing real-life obligations that...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY FOR CONTINUANCE
The Crown respectfully requests a 24-hour continuance.
Due to the abrupt departure of the Solicitor General, the Crown was unable to receive a transition or briefing. The complexity of this case demands more time to ensure proper...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF ALEXANDRIA
RESPONSE TO ENTREATY OF RECONSIDERATION
The Crown shares the desire for a swift conclusion to this case. Rather than prolonging litigation unnecessarily, the Crown has sought to prosecute the matter faithfully and efficiently.
The Crown expresses its...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY FOR CONTINUANCE
The Ministry simply does not presently have counsel that it can assign to this case which it can guarantee will still represent the Ministry following this upcoming election. Prematurely assigning counsel at this time risks...
RESPONSE TO OBJECTION - PROCEDURAL BREACH
The Crown's closing statement was indeed made a few hours after the 72-hour mark. Various factors caused this, but it was due primarily to a timezone issue on my side of the forums, resulting in the displayed time of the Chancery's instruction for...
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IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
CLOSING STATEMENT
INTRODUCTION
Throughout these proceedings, the Crown has demonstrated that the playtime requirement constitutes a constitutional, reasonable, and justified limitation on the constitutional right to run for office. The evidence...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
QUESTIONS FOR WITNESS
Minister Thritystone, thank you for your participation. One final question:
2. You described the Ministry's mistake to add ComplexKing to the ballot as a "technical error." Can you characterize the technical implications of...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
RESPONSE TO OBJECTIONS
Your honor, the Crown has the following responses to the objections raised by the Plaintiff:
RESPONSE TO Q2 OBJECTION - CALLS FOR SPECULATION
This question does not call for speculation. Whether or not this "technical error"...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
QUESTIONS FOR WITNESS
Thank you, Minister Thritystone. Some final questions for you:
1. You stated the Ministry failed to add Candidate ComplexKing to the ballot. Was this mistake in any way related to the playtime requirement?
2. Did this error...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
CROSS-EXAMINATION
Minister Thritystone, thank you for your participation in this case. I have only a few questions for you at this moment.
1. In enforcing the playtime requirement, did the Ministry of Internal Affairs exercise any personal or...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
RESPONSE TO OBJECTIONS - BREACH OF PROCEDURE
This screenshot is not an "admission" of intentional wrongdoing. In fact, it is the opposite. Far from showing that the Crown knew they posted after the deadline, this screenshot, which has not been...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
OBJECTIONS TO QUESTIONS
OBJECTION - CALLS FOR SPECULATION AND LACK OF PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE
The witness has been asked whether a theoretical player would be “qualified” under current laws. This question could not be credibly answered by the witness, as...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
OBJECTIONS TO QUESTIONS
Honorable Chancellors, the Crown raises the following objections to Plaintiff's questions directed to Minister Thritystone.
OBJECTION - ASSUMES FACTS NOT IN EVIDENCE
It has not been established that the Ministry of Internal...
IN THE CHANCERY OF ALEXANDRIA
OBJECTIONS TO QUESTIONS
Honorable Chancellors, the Crown raises the following objections to Plaintiff's questions directed to Minister Thritystone.
OBJECTION - LACK OF PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE
Minister Thritystone would not, merely as a consequence of their previous...
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