IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY OF PROMPTING
For the prosecution: we're six days past the SOLA 8 "file anything to advance your case" deadline. (again)
For the Court: we're six days past the SOLA 8 deadline on any response. (again)
Defense is still entitled to...
OBJECTIONS
OBJECTION - NOT RESPONSIVE (QUESTION 1)
Witness @Ibney0 has described his basis for investigating users FTLCEO and 12700k. FTLCEO and 12700k are one person: a government informant.
This answer omits any explanation of why Stratton, instead of Crown informant FTLCEO/12700k, became a...
ENTREATY OF LATE AMENDMENT
Defendants entreat the Court to add a new defense made increasingly apparent during the witness testimony.
Former Crown Prosecutor and witness ibney0 explicitly acknowledges that at the time of the "investigation," there was no law under which Defendants could be...
ENTREATY OF DISMISSAL - FAILURE TO PROVIDE DISCOVERY
When Ibney0 was acting as Crown Prosecutor, he had an obligation to disclose investigative materials to the Defense. In #53, ibney0 warranted that "All available evidence regardless of the Crown’s belief on relevance is provided in the google...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
OBJECTION - ASSUMES FACTS NOT IN EVIDENCE
Witness accuses Crown of filing #231.
#231 was filed by Defendants. No evidence supports the notion that Defendants other than witness' employer AGRARI are representing the Crown in this case.
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY OF PROMPTING
The SOLA §8 deadline ("Failure of a judicial officer to respond within seven days without an extension and without reasonable cause as determined by the Chancery shall be grounds for removal of that judicial officer.")...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
SUMMARY OF OUTSTANDING OBJECTIONS, QUESTIONS AND ENTREATIES
When the previous Magistrate (Zodd) took over as judge, they requested a summary of outstanding objections and entreaties.
If that is helpful to the new judge, here are the ones we...
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY OF RECUSAL
With apologies to the Chancery:
On June 12, 2025, the Ministry of Justice filed this complaint.
On June 13, 2025, the court froze Defendants Maelzarun and Mr_GrapeJelly's assets in this case.
On June 18, 2025, I became counsel...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ULTIMATE THERMONUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT FILING ENTREATY OF DISMISSAL
Your Honor,
There are few provisions in Alexandrian law requiring dismissal of a criminal case prior to adjudication on the merits. However, Defendants observe that two...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
NOTICE OF INTENT NOT TO OBJECT (AND ENTREATY OF PROMPTING)
Defendants have no objections to questions 1-3 in entry #217.
Defendants encourage the Crown to post its followups whenever they are ready -- potentially before the witness responds...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY OF PROMPTING
With apologies to those who are busy, the US holiday recently ended.
It might be useful for the court (if it can) to rule on:
the prosecutor's response to the privilege objection
qualification for the expert witness
It...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
NOTICE OF INTENT NOT TO OBJECT
The defense maintains its pending attorney-client privilege objection to the rephrased questions 12 and 15, but has no other objections to rephrased 12a, 14a, and 15a.
We agree that Ibney0 is a suitable expert...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY OF PROMPTING
With apologies (no one likes being poked) -- it's been a little over 24 hours since the defense declined to object. Initial deadlines were 24 hours, so it seems like that's passed -- maybe we should set a 24-hour...
No objections re: Ibney0, Talion77 testimony, 12700k testimony, and non-struck pricelessAgrari testimony round 1.
(That is, we have no objections to the responses so far. We are not waiving the right to cross-examination -- nor are we waiving the right to object to future questions.)
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
OBJECTIONS
OBJECTIONS: ibney0
2 (nascent Breach of Procedure) The Crown is inviting the witness (the former prosecutor) to introduce new evidence ("data") after discovery.
4 (Leading, Ambiguous) Invites an unelaborated "yes." Also, accurate...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
OPENING STATEMENT
The replacement prosecutor is buried under a heaping pile of exhibits entered by the previous prosecutor. These exhibits came from Stratton's employees and lawyers.
The complete picture painted by the evidence is that...
IN THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY OF RECONSIDERATION
Four months ago, the Court made order #44, freezing Defendants' assets until the end of the trial.
Unfortunately, this trial has no end. The Court's order has therefore made DemocracyCraft and StateCraft...
IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
OPENING STATEMENT
THE CROWN SEEKS A LEGAL PRETENSE TO REVERSE STRATTON'S BUSINESS
From late May to early June, Stratton LLC does 25,000 SC in foreign exchange at a 1:5 exchange rate. Affronted by this pricing, Parliament on June 7th passes...
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