Pending ConsequencesInc - Petition of House Recognition

[ConsequencesInc]

UNTO THE MOST NOBLE ORDER OF ARMS

A Petition for the Recognition of a Noble House​

Let it be known unto the Crown and unto the Most Noble Order of Arms that I, ∴ ⨿🝛 (ConsequencesInc), do hereby humbly petition for the recognition of the following House under the laws and customs of the Kingdom of Alexandria:

HOUSE of Consequences​

The petitioner doth further declare that the aforesaid House shall be led and represented by:

∴ ⨿🝛 (The Artist Formerly Known as ConsequencesInc)​

And that the following persons stand joined unto the House in lawful kinship and fellowship:

• bernard_madoff
• TheSnowGuardian

The petitioner doth submit the following account of the House, its character, traditions, history, ambitions, allegiances, or notable deeds, that the same may be considered and remembered by the Order of Arms:

The House of Consequences is a house based on many principles: The principle of selling at the fair market rate to willing buyers, the principle of store credit, the principle of suing the Crown, and most importantly the principle of pushing every law and rule to its absolute limit. Without Consequences, who is there to hold the unjust and unwise responsible? The answer is no-one. To be a part of the House of Consequences is to dare to say what nobody else wants to and to do the things nobody else will in order to push forward the progress of Alexandria through Hegel's Geist through philosophic history towards Absolute Knowing.​

I do hereby affirm upon my honour that the contents of this petition are true and proper to the best of my knowledge and belief, and do submit the same unto the lawful judgement and consideration of the Most Noble Order of Arms.​