Recent content by AsexualDinosaur

Added clarification as to where entreaties requiring Chancery rulings should be filed.

COURT RULES AND PROCEDURES UPDATE Added 'Warrants' section for clarification on how to request them.

I am unsure as to what the defendant is attempting to remove from the Magistrates’ court in this matter. The question before the Magistrate is one of alleged electoral fraud and bribery - There is no dispute over the results of elections. If the Magistrate sees fit to suspend the elections in...

@Aya is hereby held in Contempt of Court for failing to produce opening statements, and is to be fined £100. The Crown (@SoggehToast), will have 72 hours to produce their opening statements.

IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA WRIT OF DISMISSAL As the applicant in the matter no longer wishes to pursue the issue, the Chancery dismisses the case without prejudice. Sincere apologies for the delay.

IN THE MAGISTRATES' COURT OF ALEXANDRIA HEAR YE’ HEAR YE’ THE VERDICT HATH ARRIVED Position of Parties The Crown’s position is that the defendant has committed the crime of Obstruction of Justice by “Intimidating a Magistrate into rendering a Not Guilty verdict.” The defendant’s position is...

The court charges @lukeyyyMC with 2 counts of Contempt of a Judicial Officer, one for each instance they spoke out of turn. The first charge will come with a fine of £500 and 10 minutes in jail. The second charge will come with a fine of £500

IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA VERDICT High Chancellor AsexualDinosaur writes this opinion, joined by Chancellor Juniperfig K.A Const § III Art. 14 “Judicial power is vested in the courts, consisting‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ Chancery and the Magistrates Court. These institutions interpret‌...

Unless there are any objections to the matter, the court will recess pending verdict without hearing closing statements.

Apologies, this appears to have slipped through the cracks. As the period for discovery is well over, we will move onto opening statements from both parties. @ameslap will have 72 hours to provide their opening statements. Once filed, the Crown (@SoggehToast) will have 72 to file their...

IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA WRIT OF DISMISSAL This court refuses to entertain this case for a number of reasons. To quote the honourable former Chancellor Smallfries - 'The matter before us is, quite frankly, ridiculous.' The only reason this case finds itself in the Chancery...

IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA VERDICT Written by High Chancellor AsexualDinosaur, joined by Chancellor Juniperfig. Summary of parties positions The only fact in dispute in this case is whether or not the removal of Ameslap as a candidate was unconstitutional. It is the...

Discovery is now at a close. Parties may now provide their opening statements. @Aya, you have 72 hours to provide your statements. After which the Crown (@SoggehToast) will have 72 hours to provide their statements. If either party requires additional time, please inform the court.

Court is in recess pending verdict.

@SoggehToast 48 hours for closing statements.