Bill: Pending P.B. 04-011 | The River Act

[PhillinDeBlanc]

A
BILL
TO
Transform Main Street into a River​

1 - About this Act
(1) This Act
(a) may be cited as ‘The River Act’.
(b) may be numbered as P.B.04-011.
(c) shall be enacted upon being publicly assented.
(d) has been authored by Minister of Foreign Affairs, PhillinDeBlanc.
(e) has been co-sponsored by Prime Minister, McBrittle418

2 - River Planning Commission.

1. A River Planning Commission will be created composed of the Minister of Development and 2 other members appointed by the Prime Minister.
(a) This Commission will be in charge of planning for the replacement of Main Avenue West with a beautiful winding river.

2. The River Planning Commission will be composed of 2 other members picked by the Prime Minister.

3. The River Planning Commission shall formulate a plan to replace Main Avenue West with a river and execute it within forty-five (45) days. This plan must include:
(a) Estimated costs for building the river;
(b) A list of materials needed to build the river;
(c) Specifications for the shape and size of the river;
(d) Infrastructure that will replace the trams, and any natural elements to be placed alongside the river;
(e) A public park alongside the river.

4. The river created by the River Planning Commission must be beautiful.

5. The River Planning Commission will be dissolved after the river is completed.

6. The river shall be named the “Dinobe River” or ‘The Dinobe’.

 

[PhillinDeBlanc]

IGNITE
Through Their Member of Parliament PhillinDeBlanc
Moves to Pass
The River Act​

Parliament notes:
(1) Since the dawn of time, water has been the life source of civilization. From the Euphrates and the Tigris rivers sprung the first empires of ancient Mesopotamia– from the Danube sprung Vienna, from the Loire: Paris, and from the Hudson: New York throughout history, rivers have been what villages, cities and farms rely on to survive. This begs the question, if Alexandria hopes to become a great nation, then why is our city based upon a rectilinear planning system aligned around streets and highways? We shall not be a car city like Redmont; We shall be built for people, not automobiles. To become truly great, we must strike the ground! Pry up our drab asphalt laden streets and replace them with a beautiful winding river.

Based on this, Parliament decides:
(1) To create a River Planning Commission to replace Main Avenue West with a beautiful winding river.

To fulfill this, Parliament projects the following expenses:
(1) Payment to project managers.

Further, Parliament projects the following administrative efforts:
(1) MoD requisition of construction equipment and materials, perhaps staff involvement.

To implement the above, Parliament passes:

A
BILL
TO
Transform Main Street into a River​

1 - About this Act
(1) This Act
(a) may be cited as ‘The River Act’.
(b) may be numbered as P.B.04-011.
(c) shall be enacted upon being publicly assented.
(d) has been authored by Minister of Foreign Affairs, PhillinDeBlanc.
(e) has been co-sponsored by Prime Minister, McBrittle418

2 - River Planning Commission.

1. A River Planning Commission will be created composed of the Minister of Development and 2 other members appointed by the Prime Minister.
(a) This Commission will be in charge of planning for the replacement of Main Avenue West with a beautiful winding river.

2. The River Planning Commission will be composed of 2 other members picked by the Prime Minister.

3. The River Planning Commission shall formulate a plan to replace Main Avenue West with a river and execute it within forty-five (45) days. This plan must include:
(a) Estimated costs for building the river;
(b) A list of materials needed to build the river;
(c) Specifications for the shape and size of the river;
(d) Infrastructure that will replace the trams, and any natural elements to be placed alongside the river;
(e) A public park alongside the river.

4. The river created by the River Planning Commission must be beautiful.

5. The River Planning Commission will be dissolved after the river is completed.

6. The river shall be named the “Dinobe River” or ‘The Dinobe’.