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IN THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA RESPONSE TO "ENTREATY FOR DISMISS" Your Honor, Counsel for Defendant 12700k has confused criminal jurisdiction with evidentiary standards. They have asserted, incorrectly, that this criminal matter falls outside Alexandria's jurisdiction...

IN THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA ENTREATY OF PROMPTING Your Honor, The Crown respectfully seeks clarification as to whether the Court in fact anticipates the filing of the Crown’s opening statement tomorrow in accordance with (#41), given that such a requirement at this...

IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA RESPONSE TO OBJECTIONS RESPONSE TO OBJECTION - NOT RESPONSIVE (QUESTION 1) This is question is better suited for cross examination. As a proffer, these two were not government informants at the time the government began their investigation...

IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA ENTREATY TO NOLLE PROSEQUI Your Honor, The Ministry of Justice has sided against continuing prosecution against the Defendant, as further pursuit of this charge serves neither justice nor the public interest. Citizens should not be made to...

IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA RESPONSE TO ENTREATY OF DISMISSAL Your Honor, The evidence referenced was included within discovery. The additional investigation referenced was P-003-1 and P-003-3. As your honor can see, the investigation was mostly irrelevant and just...

IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA CLOSING STATEMENT Stoned Enterprise Corp Applicant/Plaintiff v. Ministry of Development Respondent/Defendant Your Honor, I. REQUEST FOR ADVISORY OPINION The Applicant seeks an advisory opinion which is in violation of the principle of...

IN THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA ENTREATY TO AMEND SUBMISSION OF DISCOVERY Your Honor, Throughout the course of this discovery and the Crown's parallel investigation, new evidence has emerged that we find necessitates an amendment to the initial criminal action filing to...

IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA ENTREATY FOR CONTINUANCE The Ministry of Justice does not presently have counsel that it can assign to this case which it can guarantee will still represent the Ministry following this upcoming election. Prematurely assigning counsel at this time...

IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA CLOSING STATEMENT Lux Group Applicant/Plaintiff v. Ministry of Development Respondent/Defendant Your Honor, I. REQUEST FOR ADVISORY OPINION The Applicant seeks an advisory opinion which is in violation of the principle of justiciability...

IN THE HONORABLE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA APPEAL Your Honor, The Crown respectfully submits this appeal on two distinct grounds, both arising from a major procedural error in the Chancery's otherwise thoughtful verdict. While the Crown commends the Chancery's impartial and...

IN THE MAGISTRATE COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA RESPONSE TO ENTREATY OF DISMISSAL Your Honor, The Crown respectfully submits that this Entreaty for Dismissal rests upon the same meritless foundations as those previously filed and repeatedly rebutted by the Crown. This motion warrants...

IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA OPENING STATEMENT Stoned Enterprise Corp Applicant/Plaintiff v. Ministry of Development Respondent/Defendant I. NO ULTRA VIRES ACTION OR COGNIZABLE INJURY The Ministry's regulations impose limits on what the Ministry can do, not what it...

IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA OPENING STATEMENT Lux Group Applicant/Plaintiff v. Ministry of Development Respondent/Defendant I. NO ULTRA VIRES ACTION OR COGNIZABLE INJURY The Ministry's regulations impose limits on what the Ministry can do, not what it may say in its...

IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA ENTREATY FOR CONTINUANCE Your Honor, Web servers have suffered outages over the last few days, which has made it difficult to write and submit our opening statement. The Crown respectfully requests a 48-hour entreaty for continuance...

IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA ENTREATY FOR CONTINUANCE Your Honor, Web servers have suffered outages over the last few days, which has made it difficult to write and submit our opening statement. The Crown respectfully requests a 48-hour entreaty for continuance...