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The defense will now have seventy-two hours to produce their opening statement.
Your honors,Discovery is now over. We call upon the Claimant to produce their Opening Statements within seventy-two hours.
Now that Discovery has ended, we will also be granting this request to provide an amicus curiae brief. We call upon @Ibney0 to produce this brief within seventy-two hours. As a general unwritten rule, the Chancery will be inclined to allow amicus briefs only after Discovery has ended in any given case.
So ordered.
Motion for a writ of striking to be applied to the above Amicus Curiae as it is not only an egregiously obvious advocation for an Absolute Monarch but contains a fundamental misunderstanding of Alexandrian Law and where power stems from.Your honors,
As this Court has struck section 3 and 4 of the plaintiff's requested relief, we believe the amicus request is moot for points 2 and 3. However, we will respond to point 1.
Your honors,
Brief Amicus Curiae
Power in the monarchy flows through the Monarch. While the Monarch's role may be limited as a result of the Alexandrian Constitution, that limitation is only undertaken through the Monarch himself. Parliament, the executive, and this very Court only exist so far as the Monarch limits his own absolute power. As such, the monarch himself is not a citizen; he is a King. The monarch is not subject to the jurisdiction of Alexandria's Courts as the power of the Courts flows through him.
Under the doctrine of sovereign immunity, the Monarch, as well as the Kingdom itself, is immune from both civil and criminal liabilities. The Monarch holds royal power under the Constitution of the Kingdom of Alexandria, and acts on behalf of the lawful and reasonable advice of his counselors. Alex. Const. Part IV, Sec. 19. The King commands his subjects to carry out the law in his stead, as the law itself and the authority under the law stem from the King. As a result, it is impossible to hold a Monarch to answer under the law without their own allowance.
This right of the King need not be written down. It stems from his absolute authority as Alexandria's Head of State. While the King has relinquished many of his absolute powers as a result of the Constitution, and as a result of its restrictions. Either Parliament must act, through the King's designated authority via the constitution, to allow for the Courts to bring suit against the King himself, or the King must affirmatively waive the right of sovereign immunity and allow this lawsuit to continue.
It is imperative that these rights be upheld, as it establishes the basic framework by which the government functions, and Parliament acts to function alongside the King. As such, this honorable Court should act to uphold this fundamental and axiomatic right of the Monarch, and of its own accord dismiss this lawsuit against the King unless he himself relents.
Respectfully submitted,
Joseph Ibney
General Counsel
Sovereign Kingdom Party of Alexandria
The Amicus Curiae would oppose the motion to strike, and would assert it is procedurally improper. Disagreeing with an amicus curiae is not grounds to be stricken from the record. Applicants motion serves as nothing more than a response to our amicus.
If it would assist the Court, the amicus is willing to file a reply brief to the applicant, however, we would not assume the court wishes additional briefing beyond what we have been granted, and thank the Court for their time.
Respectfully submitted,
Joseph Ibney
General Counsel
Sovereign Kingdom Party
As you are not a party to this case, please do not speak unless called upon by the court. The two preceding comments will be struck.The Amicus Curiae would oppose the motion to strike, and would assert it is procedurally improper. Disagreeing with an amicus curiae is not grounds to be stricken from the record. Applicants motion serves as nothing more than a response to our amicus.
If it would assist the Court, the amicus is willing to file a reply brief to the applicant, however, we would not assume the court wishes additional briefing beyond what we have been granted, and thank the Court for their time.
Respectfully submitted,
Joseph Ibney
General Counsel
Sovereign Kingdom Party
IN THE CHANCERY OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
OPENING STATEMENTS
Given that the Plaintiff's Opening Statements in reality contained a majority of poorly concealed jabs at the Defence's alleged incompetence and very little argument, the Defence will adopt a simple doctrine of summarily refuting all the charges against my client with simple facts and logic.
First, the 1st Claim for Relief is quite irrelevant at this stage. A UBI bill already exists in the Pay Scale Act, which has been passed by Parliament and assented by the King approximately 2 weeks ago. The Defence requests that this prayer be subsequently struck.
In addressing the 2nd Claim for Relief, the Defence finds it bears no relevance to my client, as the Ministry of Trade and Finance is separate to my client, and therefore, bears no objection to this prayer. The Chancery is free to interpret the Ministry's inaction in this alleged economical fiasco however it sees fit.
When directly addressing the Plaintiff's apparent 'formula' to individually calculating damages allegedly caused by my client's brave actions, the Defence must regrettably request this entire line be thrown out. The Plaintiff failed to submit any evidence as to how the relevant numbers such as average player counts were acquired, or how the formula was derived. As the Plaintiff is no member of the Ministry of Trade and Finance, or any other form of economical expert, the Defence requests that this line of argument be struck by the Chancery. It is plain and simple speculation that serves to mislead the Chancery by conjuring false numbers in an underhanded attempt to provide weight to an otherwise weightless argument.
Furthermore, the Plaintiff claims the King acted in their own personal interests, yet has apparently missed out quite a critical factor. Universal Basic Income, is well, put quite simply, universal. There is no realm of possibility where my client has reasonably caused any form of unfair profit to themselves, as the alleged profit is given to everyone, equally. In truth, my client acted in the best interests of the people, and made use of his authority to assist the masses by providing them the meager sum of 1 Alexandrian Pound per Minute. It is at this point that the Defence would like to draw the Chancery's attention to the aforementioned Pay Scale Act. Passed into law on 07/05/2025, it set UBI at a comfortable 2 and a half Alexandrian Pounds per Minute. A quite sizable, 150% increase in comparison to my client's temporary interjection. This only serves to show that if my client had any impact on the economy, a fact which remains undetermined due to a lack of expert analysis regarding the matter, it would have been negligible in comparison to the effect the current UBI has made. My client's careful, measured decision to introduce UBI at a rate significantly lower than the eventual parliamentary established UBI.
Drawing attention to the Plaintiff's claims that the King's decision was a frivolous one, while yes the King did state "...asking frivolously...", let the Chancery note, that once again, my client's use of a Trollface Cat indicates a joking nature. In reality, the King's actions were deliberately measured to ensure that the public received the UBI it had been clamoring for. The claim that he would do it again is evidenced by an out of context statement, that once again, makes use of the same Trollface Cat. Since the Plaintiff is very clearly unable to fathom the meaning of this image, the Defence has full faith that the Chancery is well educated and aware of the meaning of the Trollface.
In conclusion, to suggest that my client, the King of Alexandria, acted to destabilize the nation for his own profit, is a ludicrous claim made by the Plaintiff with in reality, little to no evidence backing it up. The King acted in the best interests of the nation, taking measured action to ensure that the public's needs were met without causing any damage. Meanwhile, the Plaintiff has alleged damage without any evidence to support it. The Plaintiff had countless hours to gather the required evidence to support their claims. And since they failed to submit any evidence to support their allegations, this lawsuit remains nothing but a heartless prosecution by a member of the public seeking to destabilize the nation and punish it's Monarch for looking after it's people.
The Defense humbly asks that the Chancery, namely Chancellor Smallfries, to see through the Plaintiff's rudely worded and frankly meaningless fluff they call an arguement, to quite literally, see through the lies of the Plaintiff, and to make the ruling that is just and right.
Good Day.