Lawsuit: In Session The Crown v. LukeyyyMC_ & lucaaasserole, Case 19 (Mag. Ct., 2025)

[Gribble19]

The Defendants shall now have 72 hours to file their Opening Statements.

 

[lukeyyyMC]

Your Honor, Ms Gribble III, I would like to humbly ask you to stop this case and give a not guilty verdict to me. I am now snitching on lucaaasserole because he did do the crimes but I didn't. He is guilty and i'm not. Thanks

I would also like to add I've had a death in my SC family as my mum got hit by a car on Regent Street. So take my grievances into consideration.

 

[lucaaasserole]

OPENING STATEMENT IN THE COURT OF CROWN​

Your honour. I would like to take a plea deal please.

Also there is absolutely NO motive to these murders so there is no way these accusations could be true.

 

[Gribble19]

The Prosecution shall now have 72 hours to present evidence of the guilt of the Defendants.

 

[lukeyyyMC]

NEW JUDGE
Me and Luca are requesting for a new judge since Gribble is biased and will go with a guilty verdict no matter what. We hope this will happen.

 

[Gribble19]

The Court hereby calls down a Chancellor to rule on this Entreaty of Recusal.

NEW JUDGE
Me and Luca are requesting for a new judge since Gribble is biased and will go with a guilty verdict no matter what. We hope this will happen.View attachment 895

@Smallfries

 

[lucaaasserole]

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IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA​

JUDGE REASSIGNMENT​

The Court has reviewed Defendants' Appeal to assign a new judge. (#25). The Defendant requests the Court removes @Gribble19 from this case and assigns a new judge to the case. The Court finds that it is evident that the previous Judge and the defendants have had past implications that will clearly bring bias into this courtroom. Therefore, the Magistrates Court moves to assign myself as the unanimously agreed best pick for this case. This case will proceed as follows:

The defendants, @lukeyyyMC and @lucaaasserole are commanded to give a closing statement.

A Defendant is hereby required to do so within seventy-two (72) hours. Failure to do so may result in a default judgment.

 

[Smallfries]

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IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA​

JUDGE REASSIGNMENT​

The Court has reviewed Defendants' Appeal to assign a new judge. (#25). The Defendant requests the Court removes @Gribble19 from this case and assigns a new judge to the case. The Court finds that it is evident that the previous Judge and the defendants have had past implications that will clearly bring bias into this courtroom. Therefore, the Magistrates Court moves to assign myself as the unanimously agreed best pick for this case. This case will proceed as follows:

The defendants, @lukeyyyMC and @lucaaasserole are commanded to give a closing statement.

A Defendant is hereby required to do so within seventy-two (72) hours. Failure to do so may result in a default judgment.

Please explain what exactly this is.

 

[Pepecuu]

Please explain what exactly this is.

Its impersonation of a judge, which is a crime in the Criminal Code and Procedure Act under Section 6(b) (and possibly corruption under Section 3(c)).

(Treat this as an unrequested amicus curiae brief from a former Chancellor, fine me if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

 

[Capt11543]

IN THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY TO SUMMON

Your Honor, the Crown beseeches the Court for a Writ of Summons ordering all witnesses named in the Crown's initial filing to appear and give testimony in this trial. Those witnesses are:

1. JamesTheSlay
2. Inknet
3. tortenwashere
4. Trishapotatoes0
5. tortenwashere
6. IamJeb_

With apologies if it is too soon in the trial for this step.

Respectfully submitted,
Capt11543
Crown Counsel

 

[Capt11543]

IN THE MAGISTRATE'S COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
ENTREATY FOR CONTINUANCE

Your Honor, with an election on at the moment, this counsel has been more busy with pressing matters related to facilitating the election as a member of government and campaigning as the leader of a major party. Accordingly, the Crown requests continuance on its obligations before this Court.

Respectfully submitted,
Capt11543
Crown Counsel

 

[Smallfries]

NEW JUDGE
Me and Luca are requesting for a new judge since Gribble is biased and will go with a guilty verdict no matter what. We hope this will happen.View attachment 895

The Court hereby calls down a Chancellor to rule on this Entreaty of Recusal.



@Smallfries

IN THE CHANCERY OF
THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
RESPONSE TO WRIT
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Defendant here asks the Chancery to recuse Magistrate Gribble19 for "bias and past encounters." The Defendant has provided no evidence of such bias or record of such encounters. I have absolutely no evidence, record, or justification to work with. Truthfully, I do not even know if the Defendant makes this request seriously, given their conduct in this case so far. This request is thus denied. ​

 

[lukeyyyMC]

PLEA FOR A NOT GUILTY VERDICT

I am submitting some more evidence now to try and throw Luca under the bus, he has been very unserious throughout the trial and deserves a GUILTY verdict. I, for submitting this evidence and snitching on Luca, deserve a NOT GUILTY verdict.

Thank you and I hope you consider my request.

 

[lucaaasserole]

FAKE NEWS​

Your honour this is faked evidence. here is the original screenshot showing LUKEYYY as the killer.

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I REST MY CASE *drops mic*​

 

[lukeyyyMC]

PERJURY

That is an obviously false screenshot from Luca, reasons why:
1. The screenshot was taken from my inventory, so the only way he could possibly see that item is from that screenshot.
2. On my screenshot the item is in the 9th inventory slot, and in Luca's its in the 6th slot

He should now be sued for Corruption and Perjury as well as the current charges he deserves a GUILTY verdict for.

 

[lucaaasserole]

OBJECTION​

lukeyyy aint real vro​

Yeah lmao noones falling for that bs propaganda mate. l'd like to declar that lukeyy is not a real person becuase no real person would yap for that long on sometihng so irrelevant and therefore if hes not a real person he is not allowed to talk.

I rest my case your honour

 

[Gribble19]

As Pepecuu was not summoned to this case, they are hereby held in contempt for filing #29 and shall be fined £100.

lucaaasserole will be held in contempt three times, for their three filings (#27, #34, #36) that are out of order, not in line with the court rules and procedures, and that have disturbed the orderly conduct of this courtroom. They shall be fined £100, £200 and £300 for these three cases of contempt respectively.

lukeyyyMC will be held in contempt two times, for their two filings (#33, #35) that are out of order, not in line with the court rules and procedures, and that have disturbed the orderly conduct of this courtroom. They shall be fined £100 and £200 for these two cases of contempt respectively.

 

[Gribble19]

IN THE MAGISTRATES COURT OF THE KINGDOM OF ALEXANDRIA
WRIT OF CONTINUANCE
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The Court has reviewed the Prosecution's Entreaty to Summon (#30) and the Prosecution's Entreaty for Continuance (#31). The Prosecution requests the court to summon the witnesses named in the Prosecution's initial filing, as well as continuance due to the ongoing elections. The Court finds the request for continuance to be a reasonable request, especially considering the Chancery's ruling on a similar request made in Rubilubi55 v. Crown, Case 13 (Ch. 2025) #25.

Accordingly,
Prosecution's Entreaty for Continuance has been GRANTED;
Proceedings are hereby postponed until the end of the October 2025 Parliament Elections;
The witnesses shall be summoned once proceedings resume.

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[lucaaasserole]

Ref 'ave a word. I did nuttin wrong

 

[lukeyyyMC]

This is destroying my right to a speedy court case. Your on my time right now Judge so don't play around with me.