Lawsuit: Adjourned The Crown v. LukeyyyMC_ & lucaaasserole, Case 19 (Mag. Ct., 2025)

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Torten if you don't answer in my favour ill have you killed by my goons.
 
I am taking over as the presiding officer of this case with permission from the High Chancellor.
 
The defendants may now give additional evidence through witness testimony, or through other direct or circumstantial evidence following §10.5.c of the Criminal Code and Procedure Act.

As a reminder the following witnesses have been proposed by the Crown

1. JamesTheSlay
2. Inknet
3. tortenwashere
4. Trishapotatoes0
5. tortenwashere
6. IamJeb_

Please inform the court of which or all of the witnesses they would like called upon if any.
The defendants will have 72 hours to make the court aware, present other evidence, or request a continuance if necessary.

Should witnesses be called, the court will allow extra time for them to present themselves and offer testimony.

@lukeyyyMC @lucaaasserole
 
The closing statement is that if you give Guilty verdicts to me and Luca my mafia will not like it. Consider this your warning.
 
The closing statement is that if you give Guilty verdicts to me and Luca my mafia will not like it. Consider this your warning.
@lukeyyyMC is hereby charged with 1 count of Contempt of a Judicial Officer for failing to file their closing statement in their given timeframe. They shall be fined £100 for this. (See A.P. 01-006 §18)

The Crown is hereby charged with 1 count of Contempt of a Judicial Officer for failing to file a closing statement. They shall be fined £100 for this. (See Id.)

Court is in recess pending verdict on guilt. (See Id. §10.6)
 
Apologies. I have just seen and taken notice of the Staff Notice attached in the spoiler. The Crown has until 5:12 PM EST, or roughly 7 hours and 19 minutes from this message, to file their closing statement following §10.5.e of the Criminal Code and Procedure Act.

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Please note I have resigned from magistrate and am no longer on this case :giggle:
 
Greetings. Following the resignation of the honourable Magistrate lcn, I shall be overseeing this case.

The Crown is hereby charged with 1 count of Contempt of a Judicial Officer for failing to file their closing statement in their given timeframe. They shall be fined £100 for this. (See A.P. 01-006 §18)

Court is in recess pending verdict on guilt. (See Id. §10.6)
 
@lukeyyyMC will be held in contempt for their comment (here) that is out of order, not in line with the court rules and procedures, and that has disturbed the orderly conduct of this courtroom. They shall be fined £600 and serve 10 minutes of jail time for this.
 
Amity just remember that I am a powerful man, take this into consideration when deciding on the verdict.
 
Taking into consideration that @lukeyyyMC is, allegedly, a powerful man (though this remains an unproven fact of the case), and also considering their comment that is out of order, not in line with the court rules and procedures, and that has disturbed the orderly conduct of this courtroom, they shall be fined £700 and serve 10 minutes of jail time for this.
 
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IN THE MAGISTRATES' COURT OF ALEXANDRIA
Decision on the Petition of The Crown v. LukeyyyMC_ & lucaaasserole, Case 19 (Mag. Ct., 2025)

SUMMARY OF BOTH SIDES

The Crown alleges that following a sever restart of our sister nation Redmont, an influx of players led to a prime opportunity for the defendants to carry out numerous acts of murder. In turn, the defendants claimed they could not be responsible for the murders for a variety of reasons.

ON THE MATTER OF EVIDENCE
Both defendants submitted various posts during the case, though few of them were asked for. To call these filings "legal arguments" or "evidence" would be an insult to the hundreds of years of justice that have allowed Minecraft law to exist in the first place. Despite a promise from lucaaasserole to "take this case very seriously", both defendants deployed numerous unproven allegations that the evidence submitted was fraudulent, offered to turn on one another in exchange for favorable verdicts, attempted to call upon a Minecraft developer as a surprise witness, questioned the existence of one another, openly offered bribes to a witness (one questions with what funds, considering the multiple contempt fines received during the trial), threatened to kill the same witness with their "goons", threatened to murder the former Magistrate Gribble, and, most appealingly of all, attempted to paint Gribble as "lazy". lucaaaserole even attempted a maneuver reminiscent of the courtroom antics of Lionel Hutz, albeit without the grace and lovable nature of that cad, in posing as a Chancellor in an attempt to remove the former Magistrate on falsified notions of "bias".

There is no questioning the guilt of the two defendants. Not only did the Crown provide evidence to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that they had carried out these heinous acts with both chat logs and forensic data gathered by detectives, but the defendants even admitted to their crimes during the trial. The question that remains is the severity of their punishment.

ON THE MATTER OF POWER

Defendant lukeyyyMC has frequently characterized themselves as "powerful", as a man in posession of "goons", and as the leader of a "mafia". Not a shred of evidence was presented in support of this triumvirate. As an aside, the court notes a distinct lack of goons among the courtroom's many visitors, and admonishes the defendant not solely on a ridiclous dependence of stereotype, but also the poor manner in which it was performed.

Solely for the sake of lukeyyyMC's ego, this court chooses to accept this fact into the record. Defendant is a powerful man who has deployed their resources to ruin the lives of others, while satisfying his own murderous tendancies. Those with power must be held to a higher standard. Thusly, those who misuse their power must be punished to the fullest extent permitted under the law. Defendant's continual lack of respect for the institution of law and those who uphold it, as well as their blatant disregard for the lives of the victims they callously slew, demonstrate an unwillingness to repent.

Ergo, this court will show an unwillingness toward offering a lenient sentence.

DECISION
In the case of The Crown v. LukeyyyMC_ & lucaaasserole, Case 19 (Mag. Ct., 2025), I hereby find the following:

LukeyyyMC_ GUILTY of 14 counts of Murder, and 1 count of Obstruction of Justice. He is to be fined £71,000 (£5,000 per count of Murder totaling £70,000, and £1,000 per count of Obstruction of Justice) and sentenced to 850 minutes of jail (60 minutes per count of Murder, totaling 840 minutes, and 10 minutes per count of Obstruction of Justice).

lucaaasserole GUILTY of 7 counts of Murder, and 1 count of Obstruction of Justice. He is to be fined £21,500 (£3,000 per count of Murder totaling £21,000, and £500 per count of Obstruction of Justice) and sentenced to 320 minutes of jail (45 minutes per count of Murder, totaling 315 minutes, and 5 minutes per count of Obstruction of Justice). I also order the Ministry of Justice to investigate the matter of a possible Impersonation of a Government Official.

The court thanks all involved.

So ordered,
Magistrate AmityBlamity
 
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